I must have been drinking
I joined ALL the activities
So, what was I thinking?
I don't own a kayak
I don't have a bike
and my boots are so worn out
I just couldn't hike.
I don't have a camera
and I have never skied
I thought I'd join Book Club
but I don’t like to read!
I'm not a good golfer
and walking is a chore
but there must be some way
I can get out my door.
I haven't played Bridge
but I'm willing to try.
Or Scrabble or Whist
maybe. I'm a games guy.
I also like pubbing
'cause I do like to eat.
I want to get out,
there's new people to meet.
Maybe it's Appies
and wine that I crave.
I've got to get out,
I've got to be brave.
And then there's a group
who dines in and dines out.
I think I will join them,
see what they're about.
At last I'm having such
fun with my dinner,
and not long ago
I was also much thinner.
So have a good Christmas,
enjoy some good cheer.
I'm planning to rest
and start over next year!
Authored by Bill Fradgley and read at the
Glacier Probus Club's first Christmas Party
I joined ALL the activities
So, what was I thinking?
I don't own a kayak
I don't have a bike
and my boots are so worn out
I just couldn't hike.
I don't have a camera
and I have never skied
I thought I'd join Book Club
but I don’t like to read!
I'm not a good golfer
and walking is a chore
but there must be some way
I can get out my door.
I haven't played Bridge
but I'm willing to try.
Or Scrabble or Whist
maybe. I'm a games guy.
I also like pubbing
'cause I do like to eat.
I want to get out,
there's new people to meet.
Maybe it's Appies
and wine that I crave.
I've got to get out,
I've got to be brave.
And then there's a group
who dines in and dines out.
I think I will join them,
see what they're about.
At last I'm having such
fun with my dinner,
and not long ago
I was also much thinner.
So have a good Christmas,
enjoy some good cheer.
I'm planning to rest
and start over next year!
Authored by Bill Fradgley and read at the
Glacier Probus Club's first Christmas Party